Things you should know about us mamals ROFL

This blog is in reply to David’s. I agree with him, women are very complex mammals. Guys should always act and speak with caution around these mammals, because they are very very very emotional, stubborn and jealous pretty lil girls LOLOL!! So here and SOME of the MILLIONS things you should know about girls..

1/ Never ever.. ever ever cheat on them. Girls have these special powers where they can feel/think what you think they can’t. If something is not right, they will know it and do everything to find out. Girls tell each other everything, so they’ll find out from other ppl if you decided to hide about it. So, if you don’t have feelings for her anymore, just tell her!

2/ Always tell her she’s beautiful. It makes her blushes and she’ll prefer those words over sexy or hot or waheva else.

3/ Don’t refuse to kiss us in front of your friends. If they giggle, they’re just jealous.

4/ If we’re mad at you, then you seriously did something wrong. So don’t argue back, or stay quite.

5/ Always say sorry first, even though its our fault. We probably know we started it, but hey we ain’t backing down now. So be a man and just say sorry will ya? After that we’ll make it up to you for being a responsible man. ;)

6/ Don’t be afraid to touch us, we like it when you do ;) If we’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because we like to feel wanted by you, being in your arms.

7/ Try to hold our hands at every opportunity, we want to feel that you care and we just want to be by your side.

8/ If you didn’t sleep with us, don’t tell your friends that you did. If you did, we’ll tell your friends you sucked at it ROFL.

9/ If you DID sleep with us, DON’t tell your friends that you did either. If we found out, you are soooo dead.


10/ You can be dirty minded when in private. Most of us don’t mind it, we like to feel sexual and attractive ;)

11/ Don’t judge us by the way we eat, when you ain’t around we can eat like whales

12 Most of us don’t mind paying half of everything, but we do discuss these things with our friends. If you make us pay half all the time, everyone else will know LOLS

13/ Guys should always pay for everything first dates, yeh waheva it’s the 21st century. BUT COME ON be a man? Make us feel like we’re ladies and worth it ;)

14/ Every girl should eventually get three things from her boy friend, a stuffed animal, flowers and a piece of jewellery (ring, necklace, bracelet)

15/ Always make sure she gets home safely. If you’re dropping her off, make sure she gets inside b4 you leave. If you aren’t dropping her off, then call her to make sure she got home safely.

16/ If you’re talking to a female friend of yours cause she’s sooo depressed or what ever you shud tell her to call another guy who is single LOL! We are very jealous, and it doesn’t matter what kind of friend she is. We don’t like to share you, so feel appreciated please.

17/ Don’t ever hurt us. Cause we have really good memory, and even if we say we’re over it. We still gonna remember what you did to us.

18/ Yeh, we don’t mind watching your movies. But come to watch a chick flick with us once in a while, it makes us happy =)

19/ Try to get along with her parents and friends, even if they hate you. Make life easier for her and she’ll do the same for you.

20/ When she has PMS, don’t freak out. She’s still normal just a lil grossed out herself. Just try to be a lil more gentle, a lil more sweet and a lil more understanding.


21. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

22/ don’t stress too much when you go on a date with us. It doesn’t matter what your wearing or how you look, we just wanna be with you.

23/ Don’t talk about other girls in front of us. Just don’t ==” we like full attention

24/ If we’re complaining about something, then you should try your best to do something about it.

25/ REMEMBER our birthdays. Cause she remembers everything about you. If you forget her birthdays or any special dates to her, you are soo screwed. Because it just shows that you don’t care as much and we being complex mammals starts to think stupidly and question should we be with you or not LOLS.

26/ Smell good when you’re around her. Your smell will help you stand out from other guys to her.

27/ Don’t give her stupid presents. It doesn’t have to cost a fortune, but it needs to be meaningful and thoughtful.

38/ We’re really stubborn, so just let us have our way ok?

29/ We don’t mind you having your own time to play your OH SO VERY IMPORTANT game, but come on… give us a text msg or a call. It’ll make us happier and you might get to play it longer =)

30/ Try not to choose us over things eg. Friends, female friends, games or what ever


31/ We don’t like it when you call us names… like DOODE or BRO or MAN or FAGGOT or BITCh or SLUT.. dats a bit no no.. learn how to speak to a girl please. Manners is the key =)

32/ Don’t be ashame to hold her hand bag when you’re going out =) it’s cute ;)

33/ Don’t always aim for our lips, we like the lil pecks on the forehead, cheeks or nose a lot better. It makes our heart skip a beat, and shows that you’re very sweet. Mega score ;)

34/ When we’re sad and crying, don’t ask what’s wrong. You don’t need to know what’s wrong at that time. Just comfort us, make us laugh, tell us your always going to be there. After we’re done crying, we’ll eventually will tell you what happened

35/ We tend to get mad for no reason. Sometimes it’s a test to see what/how your going to deal with it. So be cautious.

36/ We love romantic moments, so use every opportunity to make us fall in love with you. It could be the words you say or the things you do to us. WORK IT BABY. LOL

37/ We don’t like to be neglected. So give us a call or a msg once in a while when you’re busy doing something else.

38/ Don't lie to us ok? try to tell us the truth always. we'll be understanding, promise

39/ Don't get big headed, dont brag about things. cause that's just embarassing for us LOLS and its heart breaking to have to tell yu that.

39/ We don't want to go to bed mad at you, so give us a call and tell us your sorry and you won't do it agen LOLS

40/ Sometimes we ask questions we already know the answer to, but we like to here u answer it again. so just answer us again LOLS.

41/ We don't like it wen you guys get all violent at us, so no matter how angry you get, try your best to keep you temper down.

42/ Don’t make promises, that you think you won’t be able to do. It’ll make trust you less. And trust is really important to us, so keep your promises.

43/ Realize that after a while, she’ll trust you with all her heart, she’ll start to tell you everything about her life. So don’t do stupid things that’s going to break that trust. You’ll start to have more responsible towards her and also more control of her. So be careful with it.


44/ We're always going to be the one that loves you more than you love us. even though we try to deny it. We think too much into things, and sometimes it fcks up our heads. So try and be understanding as much as you can. It'll make us appreciate you guys more, and you'll receive more from us as a result. If you get lost on the way to achieve this.. just remember, be like Edward Cullen ;) i give him 100% LOLS!

45/ Always love your ladies with all your heart ;)


SO YERH, my blog is better than yours DAVID. HA! so much mroe detailed hahas jkes!. im sooo lameeee bored shitless and bothered to do this, while i should be doing my assignment hahahas. *cross fingers* mummy will let me go out on saturday ;)



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